Fish Tales

So its another hot ass night in the bf's house and no the ac still hasnt gotten fixed so we are making due with the hawaiian breeze fan and the open window for now.

Anywho there are these 3 sisters that live next door from the bf's house in which I call "porch monkeys" due to the fact that they sit outside all day and times of the night gossiping about what goes on, on the block. So as normal I sit on the steps for a cool-off (cuz the ac is broken) and I hear them gossiping about the lady across the street, who we all know as the block whore. So once again she got caught with a man in the house while her boyfriend pulls up.....the classic jump out the window scenario. So as any normal person would do I turn on the supersonic ears and listen for the rest of the story and low and behold they all get up to go in the house for dinner...WTF???? So you know Im still sitting on the steps waiting for the rest of the story as i type this......

Do any of you have any good porch money stories?? Or know any porch monkies living next door to you?